To War with the Nibiruan Empire! Ja'ru Kulsar!

last SG · 2006-02-24T20:19:46+00:00

Kan ni na, lim peh already have AWOL recruit, now this also must handle. Sibei dulan la..NNB. Oei you all farking alien fall in now, dont make me send you...

LifeBeyondEarth SG

It seems the humans are being enslaved by the Nibiruans but they have no idea what is being done to them! The entire human species may already have been brainwashed. It is time to report news of this back to Emperor Sik'Tahu and let his Givu'Taksa decide if we should continue the invasion of Earth or have a change of plans. 15 Masatoirs of our troops are en route towards Earth, but if the Emperor changes his mind, our troops can be put to good use to first destroy the Nibiruan Outposts on planet Earth, free the human species, ally with them, and declare total war on Planet Nibiru!

Eskan Ulda Karimar Es Kanen!
Long live the Masatoirs!
Glory and power to Vascerii Gladius!
Fight with honor for the Great Emperor!
Hara Jihadi pon'haya is'carin!

Unit-01 SG

*Beep*

Alien Rival SG

This rallying is useless. Save your feeble efforts. The humans are enslaved already. They are totally brainwashed. Anyway with their archaic technology they are of no threat. No point allying with them. Turn back now or face our cannons! Our reinforcements are only nearby on the moon & other places in this solar system. Dont forget we have space time technology. We can call immediate backups anytime from our home galaxy.

All hail our President His Excellency El-Elohim!
To war with our mighty warrior clones!
Taste the fire of our particle beams & fusion bombs!
Be devastated by our invisible warships!
Disappear from earth you underlings!

LazerLordz SG

SMLJ.

Take your intergalactic war elsewhere, or else you will face our mighty insurgents. Twisted Evil

LifeBeyondEarth SG

Ah? Humans here, listen to the Nibiruan speak! Here is proof that your lives are not what they seem! You’ve been deceived! Humans, rally to me! We shall help you break out of your shell of ignorance and rise up against this evil empire!

Alien Rival SG

Any resistance is futile. The human leaders are already in our mind control. They will work for us. Any human insurgents will be captured & brainwashed & returned to society as if nothing happened. Shut up you inferior race!

LifeBeyondEarth SG

So tell me the history of your species, if you do not mind me asking...I am a historian...I have a few stories of my own to share if you will...

Alien Rival SG

We were created before your species. We bear the name of our creator Elohim. Our President is a royal descendant of the line of El-Elohim. We have been around for millions of years. Our species after creation start to evolve into more advanced civilisation. We have colonised many many planet systems & galaxies until you upstarts came.

There are many planets like Earth around the universe. We have captured them either by stealth or war. Now we are a rich species. Our weaponry is by far the most advanced in this universe. Our political system has evolved from the anarchic system to the present day democracy. & you are still in the primitive monarchic stage. How i laugh!

Our religious system centre on the Creator of the Universe. We have joined our minds & hearts to His worship. But our war effort is ever going. We believe in a God of war & conquest. No planets are spared. We intend to colonise the planets for our Creator's sake.

We have gone beyond sex into cloning & artificial reproduction. Our biology is advanced. We don't need cybernetics like you primitives. We can just clone a hand or leg. We have gone beyond cybernetics.

Our appearance is humanoid. We also have heads, limbs & body. But we have eight fingers altogether so our digits are octals instead of decimals.

Tell you more when you tell me more abt your race.

DriftingGuy SG

Well for all your great advances your race didn't really brush up on their english. Laughing

kopiosatu SG

simi game lai?

warhammer?

Alien Rival SG

We speak Nibiruan so english is alien to us.

charlize SG

One Fire Ice Ban ray will settle everything. Laughing

DriftingGuy SG

But not too alien to use singlish or emoticons eh Laughing

charlize SG

He uses image shack too for hosting pics.

Earth's technology must be way ahead of theirs. Laughing

DriftingGuy SG

We need to treat them fung seng prata to improve their english and technology Laughing

LifeBeyondEarth SG

Humans! Have you not realized the Nibiruans are controlling you?

Alien Rival SG

Your rally is useless. As i said, we have them firmly in our hands. Hahaha... Laughing

LifeBeyondEarth SG

Jaru’Kultha-har! Many will fall, but many more will be saved!

Alien Rival SG

Why you want to save humans? They are insignificant. Save yourself.

Ito_^ SG

is it dat fun to tok to yourself? Confused