A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to
look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was
puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he
asked his wife what the eggs were for.
"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg
in the box".
Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of
marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"
"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."
