Originally posted by caramon.:
You looking for me?
[b]How I became a Hunk :
Spending a large portion of my life behind kitchen had made me look
shabby, ugly and unattractive.. I used to be on the plump side and
spots a pot-belly due to my excessive drinkings.. My friend once
told me that people who are handsome or pretty have more
opportunities in life and are more well-like by business
associates..
From that day onwards, I strive to be a hunk.. being young, I don't
want to deprive myself of any opportunity if I am ever presented
one.. I want to look the best, couple with my talent and ability,
there will be lesser chance of them saying no to me..
I starts running 5km everyday, do 150 push-up, 200 sit-up and 20+
chin-up was always a breeze..
Soon I became a regular to this particular gym and was always
attracting many unwanted tasteless advance.. As days goes by, my
body starts to develop into shapes and couple with tones, you could
say I look like pierre png or bread pig..
It was only time before talent scout hit upon me, asking me to be
their pin-up boy for their agency.. the money they offered was good
but it was not in my agenda to become an international model.. Of
course I am flattered if you asked me..
Today, I spots a six-pack, a broad shoulder that spans across the
horizon and a look that you will normally die for.. I look stronger
than before and it also renew the confidence in me.. I had numerous
requests to be a movie star which I rejected and thank them for
their kind offer as I rather concentrate on doing my business well
which I have more interest in.. Its easy to be a hunk and I
encourage everyone here to give it a try and yes I still run 5km,
do 150 push-up, 200 sit-up and 20+ chin-up daily..
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O RLY?
btw, your english sucks.
