'Semen Good For You' Report Male Doctors
Feb 19 '04
The Bottom Line Good news, guys!
After days of careful study, an overwhelming amount of male doctors
in the United States agree that ingesting seminal fluids is very
good for women's health.
Five out of five male doctors in America agree that oral ingestion
of semen can greatly benefit women. Semen, they say, contains
several essential vitamins and minerals, which can fight germs,
enhance skin complexion, and lead to a longer lifespan.
Male doctors recommend at least one dose per day.
"Oh sure," said Dr. William Brekinrich of Madison, WI. "It'll fight
off stuff like colds and stuff. Really."
Surgeon General Richard Carmona announced the results of the study
in a press conference this morning.
"Finally, proof of what I've been telling my wife for years,"
Carmona said.
Dr. Roland Armstrong of Los Angeles also agrees with the
findings.
"This is no joke," Armstrong said. "These findings are based on
meticulous research.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to administer medicine to some
patients," he added while moving his index and middle fingers to
indicate quotation marks.
While many women are skeptical of these findings, many others are
excited by the news.
"This is so awesome," said Brittany Milton, 16. "All the other
girls in school call me a slut, but they're just jealous cause I'm
fighting off diseases and stuff."
She added, "I think it's good for your body too. Just look at my
rack - must be the semen."
While enthusiastic about the healthfulness of her lifestyle, Milton
wonders why semen does nothing to protect against venereal
diseases.
Many female doctors remain dubious of the findings and are looking
into disproving them. Others however, are dedicating their time to
proving the effects of vaginal secretions on male stamina and penis
growth.
