Here's one more story
An Eastern European woman who has just migrated to the US of A,
went to a supermarket to get some sandwich filling. She do not know
the name of the filling and also does not speak a word of English.
The store assistant tried to help, but was unable to communicate
with her, and therefore was unable to ascertain what is it she
wanted. He then told her to sit at a corner and to call him when
she know what it is she wanted and left to do his work.
The Eastern European woman thought hard about how to express what
she wanted. Suddenly an idea struck her. When no one was watching,
she slip her hand under her skirt, and poke into her vag. She then
beconed the store assistant over and held her finger to his
nose.
The store assistant took a deep sniff.
"Ahhhh toonaaa!"
