Straight Shooter:
I was laying on my bed one day when I started watching a dirty
video my girlfriend had bought me. It was such a turn-on I started
masturbating. I was going at it really hard, and was really getting
into it so much that I forgot my mother was in the next room. As I
was getting closer to coming I began to make some noise because I
find making noises turns me on more. As I got louder and louder, my
mum must have heard and thought I was in pain, because just as I
reached the point of no return she hurried into the room to see
what was wrong with me. I shot my load right on her stomach!!! She
was so disgusted she couldn't look at me for days! I lock myself in
the bathroom to masturbate from now on!
Embarrassed:
One day after work I was so horny that I just needed a quick
release. I had gotten all cleaned up and out of my work clothes and
I had been sitting in my room, alone in the house, for about an
hour. I decided to watch some porn and I quickly found myself
stroking my seven incher. Three quarters of an hour passed and I
found myself just about to cum. At the time of "arrival" I started
to shoot literally everywhere--on the TV screen, on the floor, and
even on my mother's foot when she walked in to find me having a
good time! I have been so embarrassed since and have tried to be a
little more private in my doings
Tree Piercing:
I was rubbing one out and driving at the same time when a
white-tailed deer suddenly ran out in front of my car. I didn't hit
the deer, but as I swerved to miss the deer I hit the ditch and
then slammed into a big tree. I felt all right after the impact and
after I came to ... except a limb from the tree smashed through my
windshield, puncturing a two-inch hole in my nut bag! After sitting
in my car for two hours I built up enough strength to get out of my
car. I climbed out of my car while holding my sack in both hands. I
then walked back out onto the highway and tried to wave down cars,
but the people driving by just ignored me because they thought I
was being a jerk and making obscene gestures toward them. Lucky for
me, my own MOTHER drove by and saw me. She picked me up and rushed
me to the hospital where I received twelve stitches in my sack!
Everything seems to work now after two years.
