the perfect lube is to formulate your own lar
mix water, jelly, cooking oil, chili powder, pepper, hair gel,
semen, saliva, shampoo, WD40, bits of glass, hair, bits of paper,
facial wash, whitening lotion, coconut milk, fresh milk, fruit
juice, ribena, beer, whiskey etcetc together and you might just
create the worlds most effecient lube!
