Arsenal says: Thanks man, thanks for keeping Fukerson mouth
shut, thanks for making those monkeys silent. Thanks for making
Fukerson throw out his dignity, and knee down to beg for friendship
from us (which we just ignore such monkeys)!
Newcastle says: Thanks for selling us Scott Parker and Babayaro for
such a cheap price. If not your kindness (Chelsea), we will never
ever afford to buy them. (Well, if not, Newcastle will never have
fund to buy Owen if they spent more on both of them). Thanks again
man.
Tottenham says: We have to thanks Chelsea for selling the above 2
cheap + good players to Newcastle, so that we have chance to get
Jermaine Jenas, what a wonderful and great players, all have to
thanks to Chelsea!
West Ham says: Thanks to Chelsea for supporting us by buying
Lampard, Joe Cole, and Glen Johnson for such a high price. If
without this money, we would have bankrupt many many times. Chelsea
is our savior, Chelsea is the god!
Middlesbrough says: Millions thanks to Chelsea for giving us
Hasselbaink and Zenden for free. If not we will never have such
good players in our life time! Thanks again!
Birmingham says: Thanks for selling us Mikael Forssell and Jarosik
for such a cheap price. Well, did you ever buy a perfect diamond
with the price for Crystal? That's exactly the case, all need to
thanks to Chelsea!
Liverpool says: Thanks for Chelsea for making Man U monkeys quiet!
We are their biggest rival, every year they show such an arrogant
face to us, what so great? You see, they only beat us with one
lucky goal, but can you see how fuk up and arrogant they are? Now
really thanks to Chelsea for making them cry like babies. Thousands
thanks to Chelsea!
Man City says: Thanks for buying Shaun Wright-Phillips from us. We
really needed such amount of funds. Chelsea is our savoir
too!
Fulham says: Thanks thanks thanks, thanks for giving us a chance to
loan Wayne Bridge, we needed him desperately. All thanks to Chelsea
for helping us to make out team look better by having Bridge.
Chelsea deserves to win the title, they deserves everything!
Man U says: eh eh..... hmmm..... ah..... ehh..... oh......eh
eh......
Oh well, look like Man U is the only loser at the end of the day.
Such a bunch of pitiful monkeys.