20 Things You Didn't Know About Pascal Cygan
(taken from BigSoccer.com)
1. Pascal Cygan once killed a man. Twice.
2. Muhammed-Ali used to say Im the Greatest. Then he met Pascal
Cygan.
3. Pascal Cygan wrestles bears in his spare time, which is why they
are an endangered species.
4. One Portuguese world class prospect: £12.25m
One Central defender playing out of position: £2.5m
Watching Pascal Cygan make Cronaldo his bitch:
Priceless.
5. Hair has never grown on Pascal Cygans body.
6. OJ Simpson only hired Johnnie Cochran because Pascal Cygan was
busy.
7. When the leader of the opposition demanded to know how the
government planned to fully equip the armed forces following budget
cuts, Tony Blair responded by hiring Pascal Cygan.
8. Saddam Hussein did not possess WMDs, just virals of Pascal
Cygans DNA.
9. Jesus prized possession was a shroud he found with Pascal
Cygans image on it.
10. An asteroid didnt wipe out the dinosaurs. Pascal Cygan
did.
11. Pascal Cygan doesnt need a partner to enter a three legged
race.
12. In 1521, the Pope conferred the title of fidei defensor
(defender of the faith) on Pascal Cygan. He sent Henry VIII in his
place.
13. Pascal Cygan applies for planning permission before having an
erection.
14. The sun really does shine out of Pascal Cygans arse.
15. Pascal Cygan taught Medusa.
16. Pascal Cygan stopped the Y2K Millennium Bug just by looking at
a computer.
17. The Soviet Union honoured the citizens of the Leningrad who
survived the 900 day siege by erecting a statue of Pascal Cygan in
the city. It remains there to this day.
18. If you ever have a day where you feel the gods are against,
just be glad Pascal Cygan isnt.
19. God prays to Pascal Cygan.
20. The Terminator was too afraid to say, Ill be back to Pascal
Cygan.
