aunty dont be angry leh,
you oso pretty mongoloid k? smile 
sue me for wat? i no racist sia, i say they pretty still say i
racist what i done sia, i dun say dey got flat face flat chest ugly
one wat?
you so tamade cb cao ni ma still dunno hor,,,kpnkb knn kpkb
pai se issit? aiyoh you wan me 2 Fuck you issit? issit i have not
Fuck you so you angry, dun worry, here comes the 18 incher but
first send me your nude pics.
even if u got flat face, i not racist wah lau, can still Fuck your
cb until liddat.

boy oh boy, is singlish a funny language or what?