Spice up your sex life

This morning i was doing my gf when the door opened….....

And your dog jumped to the bed and bite off your dick before it spat at the remaining 2 dangling balls.

...and your mum walked in? Laughing

so what's the moral of the story? Rolling Eyes

Don have sex with the door open when you have a dog in the house Laughing

no no i think it's the other way around cos the title is "spice up your sex life"

Mom: What are you doing???!!!

Ferguson: F.cking lar, can't you see? Tired mah, after coming back from football match Laughing

and my PA came in….

Did he join in the fun too ?

..... and your gf ignored u but turn to the dog and started doing it with it (the dog) ....

she licked my ass….......

beastiality Shocked

SO??

copper dun have gf

shiok. ideas to spice up your sex life

ur mum come back with chillis to spice up ur sex life??

good idea