Many of your might have heard this joke before....
One day, an Ah Beng found a magic lamp. He rubbed rubbed rubbed and
a genie came out. The genie gave him three wishes.
Then the Ah Beng very happy and said loudly "Wah! Oh say ah! I
every lanjiao also want!"
Kahhboooom
The genie gave him penises all over the Ah Beng's body.
Then the Ah Beng panicked and quickly used his 2nd wish and said
"NO no no no.... I every lanjiao also dun want!"
Kahhbooommm
The genie removed all the penises including the Ah Beng's
one.
Ah Beng freaked out and quickly used his last wish... very
carefully this time. He said "I want my old lanjiao back!"
Kahhbooommm
The genie gave Ah Beng a baby's penis.
