How to make Penis erect faster??

stormie SG · 2005-08-11T04:13:44+00:00

Spit on ur bloody hand and rub ur saliva on ur penis. For a dickhead like you, im sure it will become hard fast.

So how

any effective ways besides viagara and chun yao??

try rubbing it with a chainsaw.

Apply Axe Brand Medicated Oil onto it..

You need a boost controller, Garage-R should have stock of some good ones from apexi. Laughing

get an anvil, secure it tightly to your Penis and throw it out of the window from the 10th floor

dip it in boiling water

get ur gf to blow it Razz

There's a special place my girlfriend would tease me to get what she wants.

And there's a special place on her i would kiss to get her turned on.

soak it in a pail of water, osmosis will make it hard and stiff.

change gal untill you find one that makes it erect fast enough

use rubber band to shoot it until red n big Razz Razz Razz

put it in a centrifuge machine at max rpm/speed..

cut it off and sew it back again .

preserve it in a permanently erected state. like those dead stuffed animals u know? find a good taxdermist. Laughing

Before you have sex,think about sex.

try to take more banana Mr. Green

Exercise more often! Mr. Green

masturbate more Twisted Evil

wack it till it swells

slam the door on it…big n red…ur gf sure likes it