if ur going to have sex later,:
1) trim ur pubic hair if its thick and messy. using a shaver cut
off those hairs growing on your dick shaft and balls and anus. yes
your ass hole has disgusting hairs.
2) use minty toothpaste and mouthwash.
3) dont put so much damm gel, or girls wont relish the thought of
putting their fingers in ur hair.
4) cut your ahqua fingernails n toenails until 3 mm of white.
5) hugo boss original fragrance is nice. but dont spray more than
once on torso once on back of neck.
6) bathe before you leave the house or at least before sex if you
have any bad smell anywhere. including your armpits.
7) dress nicer than your ugly plain t shirts with no texture or
design. quicksilver is a nice brand.
if you have disgusting red pimples, do sleep earlier,
drink more water, use facial cleansers day and night, or you could
use Clarin's anti-blemish cream ($25 bought from department stores)
to cover up and the red spots will dissapear.
i just feel like adding i kinda dislike girls who:
1) dont offer you money when you buy 2 movie tickets or w/e
2) have very short hair
3) have vaginas with a bad smell or a lot of hair. some girls are
odourless 
4) always wear t shirt n jeans. (those who know they are not pretty
and have less self confidence)
5) have very bad attitute and excessive vulgarity / quarrelsome /
will start quarreling and show their unhappiness / unhappy on the
same issue for many days / will expect things from you / expect you
to pay for random stuff / scold you and blame you / their online
nicks are "princess _" and they behave like one
6) IMPORTANT: sPeLl eVeRy sInGle wOrD WrOnGlY and with extra
letters, example "PLSS DUNCH BREAKK MOI.. SHO IIN LURFE/LURBE/LUB
WIF EUU" WTF this doesnt make you sound more intelligent or
legible. typing in short form or abbreviations is ok, but this
wastes your time thinking of how to spell every word WRONGLY + with
extra letters + lurbe or lub is a disgusting replacement for love +
waste your time alternating between upper and lower case. maybe act
cute typical bad english teen girl.
7) too paiseh in public to do spontenous stuff
always talking bad about others and backstabbing when
with their group
9) those who are made jaded by too many guys, unbelieving and
untrusting.
im thankful i have a gf for a year with none of the above traits,
and the most perfect good natured disposition and personality.
