We're not joking. We're dead serious!
This is a ransom message to Comfort Ads. We know your plan. We know
that you've changed your name to Moove.
Well, get this - we've got one of your dumbass cows. Yes you know,
the ones that have sprung up all over Singapore.
Well, we got one of the yellow ones and we mean business. All we
will tell you is that under pressure, the cow squeeled her name. We
got Mel. So, if you want to see Mel again in one piece, leave a
case of Fosters at Exit B at Little India MRT station. If you don't
do this in 24 hours, the cow loses a foot.
