Oyster Omelette SG Something like an art of a certain technique ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ look at this cool animated sig :d
Young Stallion SG I was on a 2-day outdoor company course with my colleagues. The guys & girls were different rooms. Later that nite i felt tired so went to sleep early. A few girls came to the guys room to play cards......I felt thirsty so i got up to take a drink....Suddenly one of the girls call my name and when i look at her...her face was red and she was giggling. Still blur...i don't know what was happening, when i look down my "bird-bird" was at attention. I sleep wearing football shorts....don't know what i was dreaming just now. I just act blur...drink my orange juice and got back to sleep. The next day when the girls see me...thay were all giggling!!!!!!!
Ponders SG my personal one.... hmm... mom walking into my room when i just finished bathing and i thought my door was locked shut, instead it was just closed. dunno what she saw. ahah.. my friend's one.... in Sec 4 during the school medical check up, you should know the partitions they set up is just notice board with table cloth draped over. entry/exit is simply walking around the notice board. my friend was having his privates checked when my then-gf walked in to the "cubicle". She thought it was her turn as she saw most of the guys are still at the other corner of the room. She assumed the doctor was seeing no one. hahah.
phanta5y SG one day my gf came to my hse and we started making out den we were sorta grabbing each other here and there, then my father all of a sudden came home and open the door!! so paiseh!! my lips all red and love bites all over!! den at nite he said " son i dint say anything dont mean that i approve of waht u doing, i just don wanto embarrass u, understand? " omg so paiseh!!
alan- SG had a pant splitting moment in front of my class during a skit when im sec3. was acting out a brawl then suddenly heard a zap sound and i knew that my tight pants has givn way. ran out of class immediately and everyone was puzzling if it was one of the scene. they burst into laughter after they knew about it. worse of all, had a school assembly after that, and when the discipline master asked why i was tucking out my shirt, my classmate shout across the hall “his pants has burst!”
gentlerock SG In my previous company, I was dating one of the secretaries. One afternoon, we felt naughty and did it in the car (in the car park one floor below). And the whole company admin department walked by (they were returning from lunch) and saw us. It sounds funny now, but back then....it sucked big time.
raider109 SG 1 day i was taking the lift down to go to work. felt a phui coming n thinking the life wouldn't be stopping on the way down, decided to pang phui. feeling shiok-shiok and relaxed, imagine my horrors when the lift stopped, door opened and a lady walked in. wah-lau, she must have regretted big-time! anyway, i was feeling very red and hot!
gentlerock SG Moral of the story: Never pang phui when you're alone in the lift. Only pang phui in lifts when its crowded, so that you can quickly give the person next to you with a shocked/disgusted look...
SailorMercury SG wahahaha!!!!.... i can imagine that!!!... ahahaha!!!! Originally posted by Qo|phin: [b]I was showin my frien e msturbatin style of e new jutsu.....when his G.F walk pass, [/b]it is *jitsu*,not jutsu... it is a japanese word..
F Takumi SG I was dancing alone on the platform, when 3 gals came and danced facing me. I was not interested so did not react to them. Then one of the gals turned and told their friends “I think he’s a gay” and they walked away. WTF …
ha8n SG how about also the word u spoke (ur fren was the one started it 2gossip boss) being misinterpretated by the boss when he accidentally step in ..the rest of life is hell
