It's official, Niven is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning
feat of endurance and determination, Niven achieved 36 orgasms in a
24 hour period!
Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Niven remained
focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic
films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing
movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid
him in his quest.
It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his
forearm that Niven is not your average masturbator. In an interview
with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Niven was quoted
as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been
training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with
my performance today".
This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein
who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not
available for comment.
When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Niven
said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on
my penis to soothe the burning".
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