One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DaLucci of Kittery
Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought
she had diarrhoea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realised
that it was urinary pain.
It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhoea, just out
the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it,
her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise
anyone has ever heard. In paralysing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next
few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a
burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the
toilet, white-knuckled.
She was screaming wildly, and the neighbours called the police.
When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the
floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running
down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had
to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which
was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was
lying there all twisted up.
When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed
her vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a
finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor
with a wet popping sound.
Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the
tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp
and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping
itself back and forth.
The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea
setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what
he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a
toilet without convulsing. The entire toilet bowl was boiling with
baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious
pace.
If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened: Ms.
DeLucci official death was the result of a combination of shock and
severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when
she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing
her head on the toilet and then on the floor.
It is believed by medical police that on two nights before the
accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While
lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her
vagina to derive pleasure.
At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing
it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found
a lesbian Four true stories video in the VCR and the TV was
positioned on a table in front of the tub.
The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper
bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along
with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster
tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same
fuel used in lighters.
The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of
mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten
them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually
harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out
into Ms. DeLucci's c**t when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp
only take two days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days
away from getting her period, doctors believe that at that point of
her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow
these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular
"Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US. Over night the eggs had
hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten
minutes.
You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning
and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.
