starting from the smallest to the largest..

Britney Spears.. with zero inches.

next is Ashton Kutcher, slightly above britney with TWO
inches..

then we have Donald Trump with three inches. it's unbelieveable!
now we know rich people have small dicks..

coming up next, we have Michael Jackson with a measly four inches.
we KNOW he's a black, but after all that surgery, his dick size is
affected, in a bad way.

next is Leonardo DiCaprio with five inches. you would never expect
that, would ya?

and then he have Ben Stiller with six inches!! wow, you would have
thought he's much bigger... but guess not!!

Jim Carrey has beaten ben by having seven inches!! wow.
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Now for the TOP FIVE biggest dicks...
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in fifth position, Marshall Mathers or more commonly known as
eminem.. with eight inches.

in fourth position, Jamie Foxx... with an immense dick size of
eleven whole inches! you shouldn't understimate the power of his
smile.

in THIRD postion, we have Will Smith with fourteen inches! now we
know how he fought the robots in I-robot.

in second place, 50 CENT. guess what? his dick is a whole nineteen
inches! and he looks so fit in his bulletproof vest.
.............Now for the person with the BIGGEST dick in
hollywood.........
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guess who???
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TADAHHH! it's Dr Dre!! apparently, his dick measures twenty four
inches! that's shockingly big.
THAT's ALL FOLKS.