Memo for Signor Donald Trump

Luca di Montezemolo SG

Dear Signor

Your special Ferrari Superamerica is ready for your collection. However I am not happy - I am reliably informed by my agents that you had secret meetings with Signor Ron Dennis and Flavio Briatore. With all due respect I demand a meeting with you to clarify this matter, timed at your convenience.

Yours sincerely

L. di Montezemolo

Lord Kang SG

If all doesn't goes well..Can I have the ferrari superamerica for free or at a discounted rate of up to 95%?? Mr. Green

Donald Trump SG

Oh. If that's the case, sure! I'll arrange a meeting with you as soon as possible. Sorry for the trouble. Wink

Gordonator SG

this Donald Trump should open his own forum so that all his clones can go there and post whatever they want instead of posting irrelevant posts here in bar and chit chat. Laughing

RaTtY81 SG

Laughing

skid SG

You mean it’s not real? Ah, that’s too bad Donald.

LuNAtIcfArKeR SG

*slaps DT on his forehead and shouts*
Wake up!

Luca di Montezemolo SG

Dear forum users

This is a serious matter. The contents of the gentlemen's agreement between Signor Trump and I are confidential but I assure you that I will not let anything stand in the way of Scuderia Ferrari Malboro's hard-fought domination of Formula 1.

Yours sincerely

L. di Montezemolo

Kuali Baba SG

I hope this doesn't mean we are going to see Donald Trump's ugly mug appear on an F1 car...

*Gets sick*

suckthumb.com SG

wtf, u trying to tell us by not being able to sell 1 ferrari the F1 team will not have enough money to spend for season 2005? and oh, since u claim that you are Luca, can u confirm how many inch the F2004 rim is? how many grove lines do F1 tyre have? and also other then the usual under carriage parts below the car's body is there any other "special" parts there? and can you name it if there is?

Ah Gong SG

wtf

Laughing

Luca di Montezemolo SG

Dear suckthumb.com

It is common knowledge that Scuderia Ferrari Malboro and Panasonic Toyota have the largest budgets in F1. However, our drivers' talent and our technical expertise separate the 2 teams by a significant margin. Our sales do not affect our racing budget.

I will not trouble Signor Ross Brawn so I shall answer your technical queries. The Ferrari F2004 uses 13" alloy wheels, and the regulations stipulate that our partner Bridgestone must supply dry weather tyres with 4 grooves. There is nothing special about the car's undertray, single-keel and diffusers apart from their design, which will remain confidential. Thank you for your queries and interest in Scuderia Ferrari Malboro.

Yours sincerely

L. di Montezemolo

suckthumb.com SG

indeed there is nothing special cos its just a pc of wooden plank. the 1st 2 question is just for your ego the actual 1 is this wooden plank and seems like you dun know your engineer keep buying plank do u? or was it that you tot MS have a perference towards sleeping on a wooden bed…... hahaha still want to try other question?

bunny2002sg SG

Surprised

(mind drifts off to pics of the Superamerica)