How to use a vagina

last SG · 2005-01-25T19:19:41+00:00

of yeah, the sight of it makes me feel sick

Tragic Clown SG

So Bucky, you've found a vagina but you don't know how to use it. Unfortunately, vaginas do not come with instructions, proper lighting or air fresheners. Well, you came to the right place. Your Uncle Melon has invested years in exhaustive field work and is willing to spread this knowledge to all.

The most important thing to remember is that the vagina was specially designed by God to make your penis feel good.

Tragic Clown SG

Do you find all this talk about vaginas too complicated? God knew you would so he created something that avoids all of this nonsense. The hand.

The most important thing to remember is that the hand was specially designed by God to make your penis feel good

lim li hao matthew SG

how to use it for farking?

lim li hao matthew SG

can't even type proper English still want to insult other people Rolling Eyes

beavan SG

eah you can’t degrade girls to just sex machines..

Gackt247 SG

Cant be helped.. since the first day when he was born the 1st woman he meant was lidat.. Rolling Eyes

[S]parco SG

anymore ways?

ConCluDeR SG

Use it to eat Rolling Eyes

Ogbunwezeh SG

Been to Thailand, the live sex show there got perform vagina stunt whereby gal use their puss y to open coke bottle cap, smoke, squirt, put strings of razor blade inside n manage to pull out without bleeding etc. Those puss y damn powerful, if screw her i think ur cock will surely be tortured.

Prophecy_Master SG

go in see see can ? Mr. Green

oldbreadstinks SG

"tiger" show? Twisted Evil Mr. Green

Gackt247 SG

tt's sure one fierce kitty kitty.. she really bites..

Tragic Clown SG

got teeth?

torx SG

Erm, whats the technical hotline? Rolling Eyes

lim li hao matthew SG

for enquiries on the usage and maintainance of this product pls call

1900-Fuck-you(13 lines) during 0100 hours to 0101 hours

jaimeyeo SG

we are not sex machines, but we do need to be loved in bed....

CyanSupra SG

how come got one fake rolex there?

Countryboy SG

thanks clown. i have a vagina and did not know how to use it until your posting.

sbst275 SG

And go gaga Twisted Evil

ut can do naughty things on her