Mummy, why you give me such an ugly face and short height?

he seems to ask his mum after getting rejects from girls….....guess what his mum told him? you would never believe it….....

WTF!

umm....his mom said cuz u sux?

cauz u r too hobbit to noe the ans

hobbits r supp to reamin as hobbits.. midgets.. so stay tt way.. Very Happy

Yoo Hobbit.

I've got a little something dedicated to you here Mr. Green

no thanks

HUH.

wtf?

mom said…....”sorry son, i was drunk tt nite and mistook darth vader as ur dad”

Laughing

Not yoda? Very Happy

probably.......mom was drunk rber? Laughing

[email protected]@#@##@@SHIFT+ONE!!!!!!!!

wtf