What do you do for that? Usually for me, it has something to do
with food, but it gets awfully dirty after that. We have all sorts
of nonsense, like putting mustard, whipped cream, honey, chocolate
fudge or any semi-liquid food on your privates and have the other
person lick them off. According to my ex girlfriend, it's extremely
arousing to have chocolate fudge licked off her nipples.
Or we could apply an outrageously ridiculous amount of lube. This
is how people have anal sex. And yes, handjobs. Lots of weird and
fun stuff actually. Tickling of the penis using a feather is also a
fine idea.
And if you are into the hard stuff, there is always bondage where
you get tied up with ropes without wearing any clothes, having
handcuffs and such. There is this thing called SM too. It's pure
torture but it's great for those who loves pain. As for me, I love
slapping my sex partner's ass cheeks until they turn red and get
mine slapped too. Not to forget the flicking of nipples and erected
penises.
Don't forget, girls LOVE vibrators and dildos. You could easily get
them high by using either of those. The egg vibrator is cool but my
favourite is still the rod shaped one. Lets not talk about dildos.
You could also dress up your guy's dick, if you are a girl. Buy
those decorated condoms with patterns, or you could draw on those
regular ones. So the actual penis after putting on the condom will
actually look like a real sasage, banana, brinjal or whatever you
like it to be. You can also design it by adding stripes, spots,
checkers to be more artistic.
I once had a sex session video tapped by some professional guy and
I still have it. It was such an experience althought it isn't
anything impressive like group sex.
I think I should really write a book on sex. My books on how to get
rich is popular and this isn't how I want to be remembered after I
pass away. I'll definately write a sex book someday. I'm far more
experienced in sex than any other average guy out there.
