THE GAME
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight
from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun
game?
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and lot of
fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the
answer, you pay me $5 and vice versa."
Again, she declines and tried to get some sleep. The lawyer, now
agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5
and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catch the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no
end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What is the distance from
earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pull out a
$5 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "OK," says the lawyer, "You
turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and come
down with four legs?" The lawyer puzzled, takes out his laptop
computer and searches all his reference, no answer. He taps into
the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library
of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his
friends and co-workers, to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hand her $500. The blonde
says, "Thank you!" And turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than little miffed, wakes the blonde and
asks, "Well. what was the answer?" Without a word, the blonde
reaches into her purse, hand the lawyer $5, and go to
sleep.