PHYSICAL THERAPIST
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny saturday morning. The
first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball
headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next
hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his
hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to
roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man and
immediately began to apologize. She explain that she was a physical
therapist, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I
know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me!" She told him
earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnoooo, I'll be all right. I'll will be fine in a few
minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the position
still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted,
and he finally allowed her to help him.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she
loosened his pants, and she put her hand inside. After a short
massage, she asked him, "How does that feel?"
To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like
hell!"
