This is kind of sad isn't it?
Trust takes a long time to be regained back, and judging from what
you're saying about your wife, she doesn't look like she will trust
you again in the near future.
Don't start down the wrong path just because it looks good right
now. That's the WORST thing to do in any situation.
I.E - Since they say i'm a thief, i may as well be a thief.
You don't want to turn their statements true, it'll make it much
worse in many aspects.
Anyway, your fault for suddenly buying condoms... but if you want
to surprise her(with condoms? what the??) then you're darn unlucky.
That's all i can say about that.
Yea, looks like you have to use your hands for a while.