FireIce SG antidote is cut ur didi off cook in curry for 7-7-49 days apply on ur backside then u can prolong ur life by another 6 weeks
Prodigy SG just put toilet paper inside the toilet bowl then wont splash liao lor... hmm i thought of that idea when i was taking a dunk
KumSioJui SG when shiiting water splash onto backside and assholeb4 B.S, put a few pieces of toilet paper on surface of water lah .. liddat wun splash leow .. aiya nobody teach you meh?
deepbluesea SG yeah... put some toilet paper to reduce splash. But a word of caution... don't put too much paper until it clogs, wait when you flush it will overflow it almost happens to me once, luckily water level subsided after almost reaching the brim