Father Goose
Rating: R21
Content: Explicit Sexual Rhymes, not suitable for children and also
ah gong ah mas with weak heart.
Background:
People around the world have debated for over centuries what
exactly is the difference between male and female. Today, we'll
take an insightful look at the productions of Father Goose, that
is, what difference is there when he wax some poetries compared to
Mother Goose's.
[PS:
-Hi, this is my first try at rhymes(or a subset of poetry)! ( Im a
science student! ) So pls dun flame me whatsoever, and pls Suicine
dun post any gross pics, i dont need any decor!
-Im submitting this to talkingcock.com, i guess, I've submitted
once there only,
under the alias KokKokKlan, do search for my article! It was very
funny!
- To suicine: Life is not sad! Even if it is, try to spoof it and
make some laughter outta it! ]
Twinkle Twinkle Little
Star
Original:
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are.
Tickle Tickle little Cunt,
How deep i wonder,
How deep you are
Up above, the hair so high
Like some giants in the sky.
Tickle Tickle little Cunt,
How deep i wonder,
How deep you are
Jack and Jill Went Up The
Hill
Original:
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.
Jack loves Jill he squeeze her " hill "
And fill her mouth with " water "
Jack then went down
and moaned her loud
And Jill went cuming after.
Kookaburra
Original:
Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree.
Merry, merry king of the bush is he.
Laugh, Kookaburra,
Laugh, Kookaburra,
Gay your life must be.
Kookaburra wanks on the old gum tree,
Wanking, Jacking King of the bush is he,
Wank, Kookaburra,
Wank, Kookaburra,
Gay* your life must be.
*Gay: Not happy, but homosexual
Hickory, dickory,
dock
Original:
Hickory, dickory, dock,
The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
The mouse ran down!
Hickory, dickory, dock.
Hicky's Dickyly Cock
His cock jumped up her throat
She just suck once
The cock jerked out!
Hicky's Dickyly Cock
Mary had a little
lamb.
Original:
Mary had a little lamb,
little lamb,
little lamb.
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow.
Everywhere that Mary went,
Mary went,
Mary went.
Everywhere that Mary went,
The lamb was sure to go.
Harry's had a little friend
little friend
little friend
Harry's had a little friend,
Its head is red and glows
Whenever Harry wanks,
Harry wanks,
Harry wanks,
Whenever Harry wanks,
His friend is sure to blow.
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