My School Sex Survey =X

I-like-flings(m) SG

dun sad dun sad....work harder next time Mr. Green

Nelstar SG

1. Do you know the meaning of "69" and "orgasm"
69 means Six tens and Nine ones.
Orgasm means .... Embarassed

2. Do you [email protected]?
I master sleeping, don't master bed or pillows.

3. Do you fantasize?
I fantasize about being rich.

4. Do you watch any VCD/porn?
I watched VCDs. One of them is called National Geography.

5. Have you had any sex before?
My sex is female.

6. Do you read any magazine?

-Female
-Vogue
-FHM
-Playboy
-Others

Others... Seventeen.

7. Where do you think is the most ideal place to do it?
On a computer table of course. Information technology is done with high technological devices.

8. Are you aware that youngsters are aware of more sex?
Are you aware that aware was used twice in your sentence and mine?

9. If you do masturbate, how many times a week do you do it?
I don't master the bed, I master the sleeping. I sleep daily.

10. Have you had sex before?
There are people with no sex?

REAL STORY:

A stupid guy answered my questionaire and he put ALL "No" and "Nil" for the above 10 questions. He thought he was cool and I smiled at his stupidity.

Hope that I don't meet such hypocrites again...

Laughing

elindra SG

Haha
Nelstar

SGpork SG

Laughing

SibeiSuayKia SG

If i need to give you the obvious hint , then i think your iq is worser
then any of us here, even Devil , i-like-flings m and lancer2004 will understand better

Anyway

Disclaimer(Exemption clause
: it was roughly the sex survey which i did, any errors
in production is not my fault

Now i have to describe everything clearly so even a kid can understand
how to BLAME? Nelstar's avatar is a baby..
thats why..need to explain to 1 baby..not easy..

Nelstar SG

Laughing

The word is worse, not worser or worsest.

Your Amusement Quotient is zero.

Nelstar SG

Then is a word relative to time.

Than is a word for comparison.

Laughing

SibeiSuayKia SG

hhahaha , sorry don't get your joke if your trying to be sacarstic.

amusement quotient? what is that?

AQ?

Nelstar SG

AQ is a creation of bored people like me. All I did was to answer the questions like a hypocrite and place a 'real story' of how a female will react to a survey full of lies.

Maybe her real intention is to survey how many men can lie to try to deceive women. Laughing

SibeiSuayKia SG

k lar next time i put

all Yes..den i indicate that im a Ph.d in Sex education..

den she will be happy...den Twisted Evil

Nelstar SG

Penis Head Dissected? Laughing

Alternatively you can answer all your answers with.

"We can do it together if you want. Action speaks louder than words."

SibeiSuayKia SG

Nvm lar. I got penis head dissected.

So you teach me lar since im a newbie. Twisted Evil

SumOne SG

Yah lar, pretend only lah. When actually you're trying to get fresh with her.

SumOne SG

Actually, Nelstar, the answers look more like the kind of answers you would give. Because you always give cheeky out-of-point replies.

Nelstaer SG

yea Surprised

SGpork SG

survey ..only..

so ? Rolling Eyes

Jesus Christ SG

Exodus 19:15

Then he said to the people, "Prepare yourselves for the third day. Abstain from sexual relations."

h0Lyd3viLz SG

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