What should a person to do relieve hornyness?

suppose you are feeling very horny at work and your hot secretary is not in today. Crying or Very sad

jerk off

put ur dick into the paper-shredder

oo ouch ouch ouch! Confused

always have someone who will always answer ur call and needs.....

someone like u ,ya? Mr. Green

Shove a toothpick up ur penile hole. Laughing

Recall your secretary back Laughing

Laughing

Go look for the cleaner auntie

Borrow a Vacuum Cleaner and use the on and off switch.. since.. it sux.. Evil or Very Mad [/quote]

OUCH! hahaha might as well stick ur wet didi in the usb port while the computer is on....

ur dick so small to fit into the usb port?

or maybe can try parallel port...........

im assuming we're tlaking about male hornyness...

picture yourself with another guy in your mouth...that should relieve it quick.

What abt for gals???