Bring Her To Me! Now! Urgently!

LeftBallBigger SG

The long haired alien guy with bad teeth who rules the mountain emailed me earlier

The Mountain needs a human Virgin sacrifice within 24 hours

Otherwise there will be no more ZaoGengs and leak-free condoms forever.......

My harem of virgins exhausted due to increased deflowering activity...

Hurry Hurry........

kops21 SG

U can't even endure for 1 more week meh??? Chena mei mei veri quai and accommodating leh... Wink

Remember to take photo and post it here... Laughing

Danisdead101times SG

LBB!! hui gui zheng tu....come back come back! Laughing

LeftBallBigger SG

Cannot Tahan Liao, I tried my bestest to find,

but no virgins in the whole province worthy of sacrifice, not even worthy enuf for dinner date...

Mr. Green

LeftBallBigger SG

no! no! I don't want your back...please spare me.... Mr. Green

All I want is a pleasent looking Ger with Shaved Armpits...but no...no siree...Left has to suffer the hairy armpits .......

Danisdead101times SG

*pengz* Laughing

nove SG

lol @ hairy armpits

death to all the liberated women on earth
hahaha

oh wait.. that includes me lol

Twisted Evil

LeftBallBigger SG

Nove..O Liberated One that goes to 7-11 braless are you worthy of sacrifice?

More importantly...can u take leave to be thrown down the mouth of the volcano?..it'll probaly take a couple of days...maximum Mr. Green

nove SG

*gasp* hell no! lol i thought you are steering away from the hairy women who are not even worthy of a dinner date

ahhaha

paiseh paiseh
the sacred maiden got exam lol
on leave until next year

LeftBallBigger SG

No fear sweet lass, Left has the trusty armpit Hair Lawnmower ready and plugged in, but we understand your thirst for knowledge and school boys and will grant you stay of sacrifice until you finish your Double Doctorate in Putt-tor-logy.. Mr. Green

nove SG

oooo a double doctorate sounds good
but may i recommend the cheena mei mei pointed out earlier
ahhaha yes more guai and accomodating

didnt you hear the common saying that educated women are a bunch of liberated mad amazonians - bushy and braless

*shudder*

LeftBallBigger SG

Cheena Mei Mei may be able to satisfy my transient lust for bodily comforts but not my need for educated conversation at breakfast and dinner once every 2 months.

Yes, I have encountered Draconian Liberated UOB Ladies Card carrying Amazonians as yrself and count myself lucky to have survivied the hairy ordeal.

But for lack of a sacrifice I have no choice but to overlook my prefrence for a Kelly Brock lookalike.. Mr. Green

nove SG

im hardly rich enough to carry any cards *sniff* much less THE UOB ladies card

sigh

but meanwhile here's some kelly brock to while away your time

(btw, YOU ONLY NEED CONVERSATION TWICE A MONTH?!)

..........................

LeftBallBigger SG

Ahhh!... Thank you for the pic, a likeness of which I will tatoo onto my left b.cheek first thing in the morning. It will also be my wallpaper for life..

Yes, conversation twice a month is all I can handle, the other 28-29 days are reserved for hangover throbbing in my temples...My temples of Doommm Mr. Green

LeftBallBigger SG

Will no one sacrifice herself to save humanity from Leaking Condoms and the lack of ZaoGengs?

Review the threads oh likely candidate and u will see that without the Zaogengs about 100000 guys will die a horrible death while looking at their own photos on their 500000 pixel handphones... It's unthinkable ... Mr. Green