Cross my heart. Lesbians are worse. See below:
coolger dun go home lor. we meet up for
dinner? haha
ditzy, thanks hor...
hiz
bbb serious mah?? but then hor, i work till 6.30 tonite
leh...
damn heavy rain in jurong
welcome, anytime
ditzy, u very fashionable meh?
claud>we meet for dinner
windjammer>compared to coolger03, yes
claud, yah lor... heavy rain...thunder and lightning some
more
cg> thats y use raincoat best >> u sponsor me ah??
>> one for each day enough bo??
claud>we meet for dinner >> when??
huh? cg so jialat meh?
claud, u no sarport my outing?
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* claud yawnz
claud>later after u knock off loh
wind> wat outing??
i no go outing liao leh
ditzy> me now at home la
claud see windjammer no up mah
claud>okie, pick you up at 6pm downstairs
[4:24 pm]
coolger> i can wait de...for u nia
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windie.. winnie... jam.. jammer.. jammie...
ditzy, if u really pick up claud at 6pm tonite all ur expenses for
the night are mine
ditzy>
bbb, orh...
wah bbb and cg u 2 ar make my hair
stands
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coolger> yalor..then we ni yi kou wo yi kou
i bought dao huay leh...put in fridge...come my home la...both of
us like cold dao huay mah...rainy day...wooo
here now very quiet hor
claud, how? can come?
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wind> dunno yet la.. so long more leh
sgboy not here ah??
bbb, i bought a dozen egg tarts for my dotters last nite
claud, sgboy also MIA le
wah bbb and cg u 2 ar make my hair stands
>> then claud and ditzy leh?
bbb, ok.. later i buy fruits up to see my future parents-in-law
hor...
[4:32 pm]
cg> shhhh...
wj> he also mia, isit??
lol
hi
cg, claud and ditzy not so jialat as u
and bbb le
This, plus the fact that Mospeada refers to browniebaobao as "she",
is more than enough to raise eyebrows. 
