Next time drop some on the back of a stamp and ask the poor girl
to stick it to the envelope for you, then she will lick your sperm
and swallow it.
Drop few in a bottle of lady shampoo and then auction it, then the
poor girl will carry your sperm in her hair, too (just make sure
they will not share it with their Ah Ma one)
Shoot some in the tissue paper then rub on the lady's car door open
handle, then the poor girl will touch your sperm in wet when she
open her car door.
There are a lot of creative ways to spread your sperm around.... if
you enjoy it.
