Tomorrow Im gonna get up early and go stalk that fascinating
pretty thing that lives in the corner apartment who is always
wearing her slinky bikini top.
Im going to go up to her and impress her with my smile (I scrubbed
my teeth super white already).
Then Im going to ask her if she would like to go get some Sunday
beers with me at the nearby pub called Mandalay, drink ourselves
cozy crazy, stare into each others eyes and fall into lust.
If all that fails Ill just back up my C drive and surf
porn
.
So what are you up to tomorrow?