Let me do a Tan Ah Teck and tell you a story
Long time ago, in the ancient world, there lived this man who was
unhappy with his "nose". He was a herb collector and constantly go
off to the mountains alone. One day, he gone into a cave and found
a magic lamp. He rubbed the lamp and a genie comes out and said: "I
will grant you one wish." So this unhappy many think for a moment
and he want to be happy. So he said: "Make my 'nose' to be so long
that it touch the ground!" The genie said, "This will be a
challenge but I will make it happen just for you." The genie
chanted and a puff of smoke and a lightning and all that magic
magic thing.
When the smoke cleared and the lamp disappeared. The man looked
down, and found no longer has legs from his butt down. Then he was
discovered a few days later by a hunter who decided to open a
circus instead cause it makes him more money instead of hunting.
And so the moral of the story is .....
