1. The LANCER 2004 , when your making love with your
boyfriend
at east coast park , will have automatic camera function to take
photos
and peek at you
2. The LANCER 2004 , after a delivery by Japan , will have
emotions
and your bf might love the car too much and ignore you
3. The LANCER 2004 , when it gets horny , will break down at the
side
of expressway and drips oil out of the fuel tank to relieve
itself
4. The LANCER 2004 , needs lubricant and alot of stuff to maintain
it
cause the LANCER 2004 engine will run smoothly after you lubricate
it
5. The LANCER 2004 , likes to use its hidden camera and voice
recorder to
spy on it's female occupant.
6. The LANCER 2004 , engine will get noisy if it doesn't get a
female occupant
inside it.
7. The LANCER 2004 , is a very curious car and like a nissan sunny
, it's radio antenna will stick out when he see any chio bu.
8. Unlike normal cars when u pull up the stick , the car will brake
, but the
LANCER 2004's car stick aka handbrake when a female driver erected
it up
the LANCER 2004 will go even faster
9. The LANCER 2004 , looks super stylish but inside no brain 1..no
smart
control like Mercedez S320L
10. LANCER 2004 , got auto lock function , which means once a lady
driver
is driving and stucked inside , she got no way to escape the door
will lock itself from outside then you will hear a nasty but
familiar grin of 2004LANCER from sgforums.com
11. The LANCER 2004 doesn't come with warranty or any insurance
,
cause failure is guarenteed.
12. Unlike stylish cars , which comes with back massager, this
LANCER 2004
also comes with boobs massager and etc etc [FILTERED out] due
to adult content , and the LANCER 2004's computer will be too
happy
to use the computerised boobs massager , in fact the car in fact
cost
cheaper with the boobs massager
