Father: son, which porn site did u go? papa want to see
leh...
Son: i dun tell u, ur IT so good u go and find urself la!
Father: tell me la, papa will give u $100...
Son: nah, this one www.sggirls.com
.....
Father(after searching with new software): na beh eh, u got other
good site u didn't let me know, good stuff dun want to share with
lao eh... i will beat u up, see if u want to share with me or
not...
Son (after beaten): mama give me $200 ask me not to let u see
la!!!