Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:
True account of KTV outing the other night
We all troop into this low-end KTV for happy hours..
The Mamasan waltzes in on her can kill with 1 poke heels and
takes our Gers orders.
Simons grumpy wife has been in a no entry, touch me and Ill kill
you mode for a long time so he wants a hand-job. Mamasan says she
will arrange her best Ger Ger
A couple of minutes later, even before the brandy arrives or the
karaoke music is turned on, comes this fierce looking beeech in a
tiger stripes outfit
We all cant help but stop talking at this point due to the shock
of her outrageous tiger costume coupled with her red hair
highlights looking like a Pasir Panjang Seafood 88 Chinese Singer.
At this point Simon is still calm and composed.
She sits down, introduces herself as Tiger Sally, my name is
Thiger Salleee she says and immediately opens her monster pigskin
LV-Shenzen handbag
Out comes a Super Jumbo Family size bottle of baby lotion, those
real big ones that come with a pump dispenser....
We are all staring at it and trying not to laugh while Simon is
starting to squirm in his seat like a cornered rabbit, by now I
think his d|ck already went into hiding..
She squirts a liberal amount of baby lotion onto her hands and rubs
them together like shes getting ready to rip out someones d|ck
and even slaps her hands together piak piak piak .. Wah!. just
watching we are getting worried for Simon..
By now Simon is getting nervous like he|l and tells her to relax..
have some drinks, sing some songs first la
Slow slow get into the
mood first he tries to coax her....
Tiger Sally replies loudly: [b] Hello Ah Hiar You Think What?! So
Much Time Ar?! Many People Waiting You Know?!
We all burst out Waaa Haa Haha..
.
Unforgettable .. simply unforgettable this Tiger Sallv
.. even
writing this makes me wanna laugh
.
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haha,,,, that's v funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
