SibeiSuayKia (SBSK) woke up one day and saw a bright
light.
actually it was the toilet light..
but SBSK thought it was a sign
a sign to do something in his life besides
lazing around all day watching blue movies..
He searched his soul for direction
but of course there wasnt anything there
After a good groin scratch he gets up and looks out the
window
An overflying pigeon sh|ts in his general direction and luckily for
him
it misses him by an inch
SBSK stares at the pigeon excrement
he stares and stares and starts to see a message in the
way the excrement has spattered
He realises (don't ask me how) that he has to rid the
world of all perverts and scum
With renewed vigour in his life, he puts on his white cotton shorts
and tee
and symbolising his new purpose in life puts on his red crocodile
briefs over his shorts.. he is a changed guy ...he is... he is ...
~ta taa ta taa ta taammm~ ...
Agent SBSK of the pigeon sh|t reading
society
