1. He would have gotten 10 girlfriends from sgforums.com
2. Women would be begging him for sex and orgasms
3. He would have have become the next Hugh Hefner
4. His tongue would have been able to lick an ice cream clean in 30
seconds.
5. He would have been able to play hula hoops for hours and
days.
(due to some form of hip strength to thrust the hip around)
6. He wouldn't spent some of his time in political forums but all
in bar forums
7. He would have also sian the charbo in SPH , who has taken notice
of him
8. Gals would post inside the bar forum..
"2004 Lancer..wo ai ni.....ke yi geng wo zhuo ai mah?"
9. He would be in bed with the gal he lust after..
10. Would have started ANOTHER singapore playboy magazine
The above things, did not happened..and i feel sorry for him..