I figured out why Ive got insommia
There are 25 floors in my
apartment block with 30 units a floor..thats works out to 750
apartments with an average 1 woman an apartment
a staggering 750
women..
Just the thought of 750 living and breathing women to the left,
right, below and above me drives me crazy
how the heck am I
suppose to sleep?
And I have to admit Im like the Doctor Dolittle of pus8ies..I talk
to them.. and they talk back!
Just last night the 60 year old one on the 8th floor was discussing
the US elections the whole darn night
she thinks Kerry will win.. I
said tough cos he looks like a horse...She said if he doesnt,
shell let me do her anytime I want.. I said its ok... she
insists
.. Im praying Kerry wins