Always remove tampon prior to attempting sex

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will
always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to
begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up
your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes Your money,
and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free....... You
either married it or gave birth to it
