The Tennis US Open is on, I'm in seventh heaven.. I love it, the
only other sport I love as much is Women's beach volleyball. Those
pert nipples poking out of their sweat drenched tops... ohhhh
heaven
I was born a bre|ast and nipple guy, must have been some Polynesian
festival of nipples..the day I was born...or maybe the nurse who
first carried me had super A cups..must have been..there must be
some explanation for my obsession with these prominent pieces of
human flesh...I used to work with this super duper looking girl and
she would rest her bre|asts on the desk when she was on the
computer, probaly her way to avoid the "sags" but ohh every time I
looked at her when she was on her puter drove me crazy...
Why do the nipples get so pert? Maybe it's the physical
exertion..Some of them wear bullet proof, nuclear warhead proof
bras but still the nipples poke out.... I used to notice that the
girls who wear white tops had more visible "poke points" but now,
even the ones wearing red have super poke points...why is that? Do
they stiffen up the nipples or what? Is there some special tennis
nipple poke training course?
I'm sure they use the same sticky patch that models use to prevent
poke points but no..does it work....no..nothing stops the nipple
poking power of these girls..nothing...
And those russian players with looks and poke points to die for are
killing me, when I sleep all I dream of are those damn russian
girls, those damn nipples, at meetings my attention span is reduced
to 1 minute before the nipples take over my brain..... calling
me..and calling me...them nipples, they alive and
dangerous...
I watched some of the women's football games at the recent
olympics..what a total waste of time, no nipples poking out in 300
minutes of watching...but in tennis..just watch for 5 minutes and
the nipples will appear.
In Thailand they have super special creams to make the nipple pink,
you think they have some super secret formula to stiffen as
well?
I know I'm going crazy, I must be..all I think of are nipples the
whole day long, I hope this US Open ends soon....otherwise I can't
go on with life, I'll rather die...the nipples they call me all day
"Left...Left....don't you want to roll me between your fingers?" I
can't sleep, I can't eat.. I'm glued to the tv all day and night...
ohh life is tough...don't you all think?
