The Mystery of The Pubic Hair on the Office Floor

LeftBallBigger SG

Came in this morning, noticed a few strands of pubic hair on the office floor, wonder who d hell farked here last night...can't be sexy Jean, she b-waxed it arready....hmm

Who Did It?

red_tide24 SG

aiya.. is the cleaner auntie ahsoh la.. she stayed overnight to clean up the office ma.. den muthu the security guard walked past while doing his round... so............ Twisted Evil

hiddengal SG

Laughing

beavan SG

eeeeeeeeeeeeeyer…..why wanna fark in the office?work makes ppl horny ar?

vroomvroom SG

Shocked

contact_thatslife SG

heng ar, nt on ur table....

Nelstar SG

Your boss’s wife’s son’s father’s dog’s.

LeftBallBigger SG

Can't be, its at the vet getting a boob job done

Mr. Green

amuletgurl SG

Confused Rolling Eyes

Nelstar SG

Take a photo and show us that b!tch

the.raven SG

maybe someone masturbate?

LeftBallBigger SG

It's the first b!tch, the one with the big boobs

Nelstar SG

Mr. Green

alien queen SG

Sure is pubic hair?...cannot be arm pit hair meh??

RaTtY81 SG

can it b leg hair???

sleepycat SG

LBB.. still refuse to take your medicine? refuse to go for the checkup too?

hope your hallucination won't get more serious...... Rolling Eyes

beavan SG

dun think too much la….somebody itchy just scratch larrrr

LeftBallBigger SG

I checked already, got a few specimens from cols and pulled out my own a-hair and p-hair..ooochhh damn painful man...

finding from 9 sets checked :

armpit hair is finer, not as coarse/thick as pubic hair

pubic hair is more curly (due to the conditioning juices?)

so my dear watson, its pubic hair

I have sent the offending strand to NUS labs for DNA checking

We will endeavour to find the culprit and bring him to pubic justice

Do Aliens from your planet have pubic hair?

Mr. Green

gonjinn SG

It is exciting 2 do it the office Wink