developing nelstar's special theory of relative zaogeng:
the correct formulation to apply are:
#1. wear a chardor, preferably full body with face mask. only allow
slit opening for eyes.
#2. dont wear makeup. lipstick should be discouraged.
#3. buy primary school type shorts to wear. never wear panties or
g-strings
#4. make sure your face is full of zits. dont use lotions or
conditioners. make yourself as unattractive as possible.
#5. always wear a bra one size smaller than what you need. never
accentuate your b.reast size.
#6. if possible, snack at your workplace. put on weight. you should
be 20kg more than your ideal weight. being fat & repulsive is
the ideal way of distancing yourself from potential zaogeng
spotters...
#7. consign perfumes, scents & fresh mints to the dustbin.
never have showers before going to office. always give off a whiff
of eau-de-trash. guys won't come within 10 metres of u, so they
will need binoculars to even spot your bra strap.
