On Orchard Road at a busy bus stop, a beautiful Singaporean
young lady wearing a tight fitting skirt was waiting for a bus. As
the bus stopped
and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was
too tight
to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the
bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this
would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the
step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more
embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a
little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With
a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a
little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time,
an Australian who was standing behind her picked her up easily by
the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
yelled,"How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you
are!"
The Australian smiled and drawled, "Well, dear, normally I would
agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda
figured we were already good friends!!!"
