There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every
time they
made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured
she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they
were in the middle of a
wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She
looked down
... and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure
device... a
vibrator... soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She goes completely ballistic. " You impotent bastard, " she
screamed at
him, " how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better
explain
yourself!
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:"I'll
explain
the toy ... if you explain the kids."
