How the hell do you tell whether a girl sitting by the bar
counter is already taken?
With all the talk in the forums about how easy ONS were I went to
this pub last Saturday and tried it myself. There was this lovely
chiobu sitting by the counter without a drink in her hand. There
was this ugly guy beside her but it didnt occur to me the beauty
and the beast was actually together. I tried all the fancy opening
lines I manage to memorize by hard but all the chiobu did was
smile at me. Boy, I thought I had finally found the lobang. By that
time the beast was already standing so the bar stool next to the
beauty was vacant. I looked at the beast and ask him politely
whether he still wanted that sit. To my surprise the beast started
smiling at me also. And when the beast started to laugh - the
beauty also started to laugh and all of the sudden I realized they
were there together and that they were both laughing at me.
F*ck, I had been observing that chiobu for half and hour and she
never once spoke a word to that ugly meat. How the f*ck do you tell
whether a girl is on her own or not? Please help.
