Heard tis from someone kinda funny so mayb share wif U
guys.
There R 2 chinese males who are in their 40s. Elder man is called
"da niu" while the younger brother is called "siao niu". Both are
single, no gf, no wife....no social lifes. Their old mother are
damn worried for them coz they are so old already and did not get
married and their mum hopes to find them a wife.
So the old mother wrote a letter to a distant relative in china.
This relative has a pretty daughter who she hopes to be married to
s'pore and lead a better life.
Weeks later came a reply from china. In the letter the relative
wrote: " i've spoken to my daughter and she agree to marry to one
of ur son. But 1stly both of ur son mus sent her a letter
describing himself plus a pic of himself attached."
Siao Niu, the younger son, being the more intelligent, hardworking
and successful son begin to write the letter and in the letter give
details on how successful he is in life, he own houses and cars and
his impressive bank account.
Da Niu, the elder one being the mre lazy one simple hack care... in
his letter, he just wrote down 5 chinese words " Da Niu Bi
Jiao Lan" , attached his pics and sent the letter as
dat.
Upon receiving the 2 letters the daughter was to make a choice. She
eventually choses Da Niu much to the displeasure of her angry
father. The father begins to question his daughter... "Y U choose
da niu when siao niu is so hardworking and successful?" Daughter
showed dad the letter N the dad was shocked too.
(For Ur info. the chinese people used to read their words backward
instead of forward like we do.)
So instead of "Da Niu Bi Jiao Lan" which means "Da
Niu is more lazy".
They basically read it the other way round "L..... J.....
Bi Niu Da"
err which means...............
