Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times
about a bank robbery.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
disabling the security system got underway immediately. The
robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with
cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller
safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and
inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla
pudding. As recorded on the bank's recording system,
one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were
opened.
They did not find a single pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounc e
of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of
pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
